Haha. You’re like, OH WORD, I HEARD THAT SHIT IS MUCH WORSE THAN “REGULAR” RACISM, HOW DO YOU EVEN COPE.
(Source: yoisthisracist)
The day following Boxing Day is known as Douchensday, the feast of St. Doucheous. St. Doucheous was an adviser to King Henry VIII who insisted upon making passive-aggressive “points of fact” and continually began sentences with the word “clearly” (e.g., “Clearly, your Highness meant ‘continually,’ because, in point of fact, ‘continuous’ means ‘going on without pause or interruption.’ And I needn’t point out the difference between ‘i.e.’ and ‘e.g.’ But I will in any event…” ). He was rent asunder by the King’s hounds, who were unpersuaded by his impassioned entreaties that “Welsh Rabbit” was neither.
Douchensday is celebrated by being disregarding sense and civility to be as aggressively pedantic as possible. St. Doucheous is the patron of political commentators, attorneys, and the Oxford Comma.